slap me, please

today is wednesday, 10 may. i knew that only at 9.40am this morning.

since monday, my internal dates have been screwed upside down

i thought monday was tuesday

thought tuesday was wednesday

thought today was thursday

very unfortunately for me, i had scheduled meetings and appointments for wednesday, thursday and friday

- wednesday 10 may appointment with buyer at 3pm - i remembered correctly since 2 weeks ago, 10 may 10 may 10 may, set my organiser for this, so i didn't screw this one up

- thursday 11 may taff briefing for singapore fashion week 2006 at 9.30am - i had totally forgotten all about it over the weekend and remembered it only monday night, which was when my dates have already been screwed, and i somehow kept thinking it was on 10 may, 10 may, 10 may. even miraculously thought to myself "oh! how lucky that the later meeting won't clash with this one in the morning" and so, very cleverly, i set my organiser to 10 may for this meeting. and i used the format where there're no days displayed, only the stupid dates shown!!!!!!!!!?!?!?

SO the main point of this story is, i freaking turned up for a thursday meeting on wednesday morning!!!!!!!! wwwaaahhh!!!! at least i provided some laughter and amusement to the otherwise very sedate and quiet office at taff..... how nice. now i'm sure that they remember me. owner and design of littleoddforest, forestprints.... what a terrific method to make people in the industry remember you.

- thursday presentation to prospective buyer at 10am - scheduled on tuesday when my dates have already been screwed, so i errornously fixed it on thursday. now i can't make it for the taff briefing !!!!!! wwwaaahhh!!!!

did all of that make any sense to you, sane people out there? i'm losing it. i'm so overwhelmed with a gazillion things, yet can still make time to do some booze, and not sleep. i should be making a million bucks with such a work schedule. but i'm not. i probably deserve it huh.