butt cracks

everywhere i turn, i see a butt crack. big butt cracks, small butt cracks, fat butt carcks, fair butt cracks, dark butt cracks, strech-marked butt cracks, darkly pigmented butt cracks... i could go on but it would be too disgusting for you. hahaha

sometimes i feel so tempted to poke a straw or pen into them.

ordinary bad fashion sense? yes, forgiven. if you're a "fashion designer"? soooo not forgiven.

me, along with peeps in the rows behind were distracted by this during last friday's industry seminar, since the below had chosen to sit right in front



in a roomful of designers, including the above, please take extra care to be mindful of your behind. mind you, this was an extra large fat butt crack, the biggest i've ever seen so far for the past... 2 years? (when butt cracks became "sexy". whatever.)

expose your front cleavage by all means. backside cleavages can unfortunately be darkly pigmented, creased, celluloid-ed, stretch-marked, pored, overly compressed when you're sitting your whole weight down on it, and one word - eeuucckk.

lol. i'm so mean that i'll most probably trip and fall on my way out later. there, i just cursed myself. ha!